reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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