FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
