Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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