Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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