The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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