is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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