I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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