Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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