Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
