He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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