I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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