Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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