I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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