my vag is so smooth its legendary
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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