Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Even my vagina gasped.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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