so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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