$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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