is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
love makes seman taste better
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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