"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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