I will die if light touches me.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
As shirtless as possible
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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