6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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