Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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