he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's official drugs can't kill me
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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