My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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