maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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