Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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