so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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