Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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