Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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