question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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