I can tuck mytits in my pants
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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