I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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