Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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