marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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