Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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