I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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