So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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