She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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