giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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