Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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