it was like eating out sand paper
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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