I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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