: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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