it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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