I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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