why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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