I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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