We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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