But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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