Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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