But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
