the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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