Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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